Saturday, 12 April 2008

Fucking Africa Up For Fun and Profit

Mood: Mad-ish
[Toot!] Index: 4.0
Communism Bit: On
Location: Job, of course


[Tag reply is over here, if you aren't in the mood for a frothing beak.]
Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep [...] but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
C. S. Lewis
Last weekend, I went to where I have my light lunches at. Because I eat late, I'm usually the only one in the restaurant at that time. This time, there was some girl. She walked over, said Hi, I hate to eat alone, sorry, haha, and I smiled back, said You've saved this guy a lonesome meal, haha, and then we both fell quiet. Then the radio, because it is a radio, stopped playing Wait For Love and turned to the news. Somewhere in there, Mugabe slipped into my day. Yep, Robert Mugabe. There was talk about something like "He has lost the election" or the like. And all the while I'm thinking Why didn't he rig the votes, intimidate voters, et cetera?
And that's when the girl—worryingly-beautiful, I must note—said my mind out loud for me: He should have won the election; now what's left for the BBC to say? Oh, never mind. They'll start saying the opposition [...] rigged.
That's raw bravery, there. All over the World, it's a fad to declare bad whoever the Great Ingenius Inventors and Tireless Guardians Of the Beautiful Democratic Ideal declare bad. She expected she was setting up a fight, by breathing pro-Mugabe things out at me. No fight, of course, because we were on the same side about this. Then she asked how I can forgive him on the Zim economy. Well, if he took to the radio and declared that "the only thing we have to fear is fear itself" and denounced the West's sabotage as "nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance", and maybe got pinker ears, he'd be remembered as a gallant, unrelenting, long-serving American statesman. That's what he should do.
When I said that, she said something that I only reproduce here because I fail to recover from it, one luscious line: You know, I've always wanted to fuck a genius; and the big lips are a big plus.
She was kidding about it all (except the rich lips), but the line was well-delivered, enough to stick in me head.
Before I forget, one of the best lines I've read all week: `God was playing some kind of prank when he developed two sexes.'

In other news. Watch dis. It's Obama Time, so lemme get on this before it floats out of reach. One of us is probably going to run their land. Won't it be sad to blame African hands for all the mass murders that will inevitably continue? Guess it's a good thing I let off America-bashing. The tug of loyalties would kill me.
But we are talking Africans at home and in the U, S, and A.[1]

You see, we are the smallest group on Earth, Blacks. (For some value of group.) We, in total, are barely a billion. The Mongoloid people in China alone out-number us. The Caucasoid people in Bharat alone out-number us. There are more Muslims than Blacks. More anything than Blacks. Even more humans than Blacks! Yet we happen to be seated on wealth that bends the mind. The Congo alone has enough wealth, yet unseen by human eyes, to render Europe quiet with awe. We, Uganda, are squatting over fine, fine oil in a time when men will sail overseas and pillage millenia-old civilisations for juice half the quality. And our environment has survived the blind madness of capitalism, so far. For how few we are, strange that we define the arts. (Because, you see, though you enslave a people, there are some things they can still do in chains: sports, music, story-telling, comedy and acting, looking beautiful, et cetera.) I mean, Eminem is Black, for example. In short, we are a phenomenon. You could say this supernaturalness is why we've been singled out by the bullies for so long. But that's for another day. Now, look at that Wikipedia page.
Africans have the highest educational attainment rates of any immigrant group in the United States with higher levels of completion than the stereotyped Asian American model minority. [2]

So the Africa effect leaks beyond here. Hence Obama.

People will continue being shocked about the likes of Obama, not realising he's the staple over here, if American TV keeps pretending that Africa has only one face: mine. I mean, me, the broke, dumb, incoherent muhfucker.

In closing, I'll make the tail touch the nose. That C. S. Lewis quote 'pon de top? Well, I realised that this democracy thing is the new monarchism. Back then, they cried For King and Country. Now, they say For Democracy and Country. Yeah, they kill us until we have been conquered by their King Democracy. It's a forced conversion, really. This one-size-fits-all shit? It costs more in blood than it gives back. And when people have the power to vote, a Walker walks onto the stage. Encore! If you honestly believe that the only thing that is uniform from society to society, even decade to decade—as shoe, hair and talking styles change—is the way people should be governed, you're the only person I'm sure to be smarter than.
Yet you can believe that there are people who think that. And their conscience agrees with them, as they cause untold deaths of women and children whose lives would be luxurious under worse leaders who are allowed to trade. `For a better, more-democratic World!' Um, yeah. Machiavellian or not, the Lewis quote fits. `Those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end'.[3] Some governments (and their nodding citizens) make Hitler a mildly-flawed saint, by comparison of numbers alone.


[1] I do serial commas, and you won't fucking stop me.
[2] It's the fucking brain drain, of course.
[3] This is also why I believe kids should never, ever be spanked, even once; but that's for another day.

6 comments:

DeTamble said...

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DeTamble said...

@[3] I wish you'd told my parents that!

Princess said...

yeah, this is mad-ish.
almost everything went over the top of my head...
I must still be hanging from yesterday's wedding excess-

sybella said...

lol... princess

didn't know that we were out numbered by everyone... but tis kawa, our impact is huge kasta

31337 said...

i await that post on point [3] with a lot less than patience.

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