Friday, 12 January 2007

Fuck Kayiira (or Rantdom Thurogitts 1.1)

Fuck Kayiira. Me no give no shit. Spend that ink, you frigged-up papers, on telling people about AIDS. Or see my `Activism' section to the right. Fuck you all, as well. Nobody is talking of anything else. Like we really give a shit? Even the DP modafokaz don't really care. Just a chance to get their mugshots in the papers, that's all.

I was thinking of writing a simple web application (in WML) that lets all of you upload content from your mobile phone, anonymously, so we could create a corruption-reporting thing, and you record (snap, video, or sound) the Bad Elements, and we have 'em exposed. But MTN won't let one upload more than 120KB (too small, even 5 minutes of audio are bigger). But there is the new Wikileaks.
Only it seems too friggin' idealistic, almost anti-Communist. Me no like. Mine, still dysfunctional, is here. (Try via phone.)

When she dresses less, she is more fertile, research says. The monthly thing, I mean. So, like, if you are into the birth control stuff, just hold back when the clothes are less. That's a deadlock. Because even when the lights are green, the clothes suddenly become less...

11 comments:

Cheri said...

Firsties....

Where are they? Baz, Minty, BS, and joshi? Huh??

Now for u Comrade....we really need to know the truth about Kayiira. Lets not let this guy die in vain.

The 27th Comrade said...

That was so damn a sokie! You nearly commented before I posted a friggin' thing!

And this ka-new pic! Eh! I never thought I'd ever fight with CB over anything! Now I'm going to have to kill him! What a waste; poor CB.
Looks like it's the one you had turned to negative, originally.
But why alter them eyes at all? Isn't that blasphemous? God's best, altered by the GIMP?

Oh, that Kayiira guy ... well, some truth is useless, really. It's more important, for example, that we find out the truth of why the street families prefer to beg on the road to being at home. That is definitely more important truth. But nobody is crying for any such Reports. Damn non-Communists.

Cheri said...

Just been patrolling the Daily Mail from the link u gave us up there.

Nice compliment, about the ka-pic. Thanks

Rueben said...

Cheri you sent viros to my computer. No fair.

Rev, make that thing where I can blog via my phone and I get my crown back. I had to go to a cafe just to post this. Office computer has been compromised by viros from Cheri's ninjas.


Hey, Jr Gong rocks, or what?

Rueben said...

Sorry, Rev. The thing is calling me Reuben. My name is Ernest Bazanye, aka Baz,


aka The Reverand Father Reuben S. Binsobedde Esq. Long story.

Lovely Amphibian said...

dude, my sentiments exactly about DP. i typed out my post and before i posted, i checked out other blogs and lo and weewunye!

Iwaya said...

someone over here was wondering what is the big fuss about a guy who has been dead 20 years, dead more years than the majority of ugandans living today. educate us!!

The 27th Comrade said...

Baz! The thing knoweth thine real name! Leewubeeni.
Ha-ha-friggin'-ha!
You can blog like so via your phone, even without my gentle, loving help:
Go to the Blogger Dashboard (loads when you are logged in). Then click on the `Settings' tab, yeah? Now click on the `Email' link, below the tab bar. Fill in a Mail-to-Blogger address, and don't forget it. Choose `publish' below the box where you enter the address.
Now, via the phone, go to wap.acasa.ro, and sign up, if you don't already have an account, and then go to compose mail. Send the mail to the address you entered in the settings. The subject will become the title, and the text will be the rest of the rant. Enjoy right away!
In fact, I saw how so friggin' well this works, that I have put the plan to write a WML front-end to Blogger on the back-burner. Now, the more pressing thing is an RSS aggregator, so I can be a humbling King-o'-Sokies.

Yeah, LA. Frig them DP idiots. And, come to think of it, Iwaya, over 50% of Uganda is under 16 -- how can a 20-year-old death be more important than printing the alphabet on the front page? Frig whoever is involved in this fad, this post-mortal personality cult, this friggin' crap.

Goddess of Sorts said...

thanx for that article about women dressin to impress when they're ovulating, real imformative.

found this bit hilarious...

"In the animal kingdom ovulation is often obvious, with our close relatives chimpanzees displaying swollen genitals when they are at their most fertile."

imagine!

Cheri said...

LA, u just made my day....

"Lo and "weewunye".

Cheri said...

Oh and Baz, which ninjas??? Wasn't me.